Who is that?

Is this guy your husband?


After spending the night with a pretty girl, John suddenly wanted to smoke, even though that day he didn’t carry any lighter with him. John decided to ask the girl, whom he had just met a few hours before:

- Do you have any matches or lighters in the room?

- In the drawer - The girl replied.

After checking, John accidently found a photo of a bearded man in a drawer.

- Is this guy your husband? - Asked John.

The girl chuckled:

- No, he isn’t. I’m single, don’t worry babe.

- So it’s your ex, right?

The girl shook her head, smiling:

- No.

- Oh, who is that?

- Me, before surgery.

By: Kimmy Brown

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