Too good to be true

Thomas was fishing excitedly in the forbidden area...

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Thomas was fishing excitedly in the forbidden area when a man came to pat him on the shoulder:

- How is it going, man?

- Too good to be true! - Thomas laughed – You will not believe it. Yesterday I even caught 10 salmons here!

The man smiled:

- You know who you are talking to?

- I don' t! - Thomas replied honestly.

The man got serious:

- The new guard in this area, sir.

- Ah, so you might not know who I am! - Thomas laughed.

The guard asked:

- Who are you?

Thomas patted his chest proudly:

- Winner of the city's lying award for 3 years in a row.

By: James Paquin

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