Taoist

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Two cowboys met an Indian who was lying on the side of the road, pressing his ear to the ground. One cowboy said:

- Do you see that Indian man there? Doesn’t he look like a Taoist?

- Oh, yeah. And he was listening to something. Do you know that Taoists can detect the noise from miles away?

At that moment, the Indian opened his eyes, whispering:

- A carriage, about two miles away with two horses, one is brown, another is white. There is a man, and a woman...

A cowboy turned to the other with pure admiration:

- Genuine! This Taoist man can only tell every details, just by listening.

The lips of the "Taoist" were moving again. The two cowboy got closer, just to hear him said:

-... they hit me about an hour ago.

By: Lily Haney

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