A wife asked her husband:
- Who is your favorite player in the English team?
- Michael Owen!
- Oh my... it is true that husband and wife are always interested in the same thing because I also love this young talented guy!
- When did you love him?
- Just last night, after watching the match against Argentina, at night I dreamed about that little guy… He was smiling very nicely, his eyes were fascinating… His gentle steps were so different from when he leads the ball. I also dreamed of him touching my hair... and then he...
- Shut up. This Owen man deserves to be suspended forever!
By: Peter Baker