At the end of the world, heaven and hell disputed territory on the ground. Both sides wanted the bigger part. They claimed that their population was so overcrowded and still growing rapidly.
At the negotiating table, after 2 days of discussing with no result, Satan - the representative of the hell- suggested a soccer match to solve this problem. Hearing this weird suggestion, the assistant of Satan whispered softly in his hear:
- Sir, please think about it thoroughly. That would be very detrimental to us, because almost all the good players went to heaven, don’t you think?
- Do not worry, don’t you remember that almost all the referees went to hell?
By: Peter Baker