A blonde girl went to the doctor with two hurted ears, groaning in pain. The doctor looked at her patiently with two disgusting red ears, asking kindly:
- What happened to your ears?
The blond said in tears:
- God, you won’t believe it, doctor! It is impossible to describe.
- Just start whenever you're ready. It's okay. I have time. - The doctor answered patiently.
- Today... today I was ironing clothes up when the phone rang.... But... but instead of picking up the phone, I lifted the... iron up and attached it to my ear....
The doctor asked curiously, raising her eyebrow:
- What about the other ear? What happened?
The girl grumbled angrily:
- That fool called again!
By: Lily Haney