Hunter vs farmer
A hunter shoots a flying goose. Proud of his hit he walks to fetch it only to see a farmer waiting for him - holding the goose.
"Sorry sir, this goose is mine. I shot it", explains the hunter.
The farmer replies with a smirk: "But it landed on my property, so it's mine."
"Excuse me? You can't just take what's mine! Hand it over, right now!" The hunter is clearly angry. The farmer's grin getting bigger.
"Alright alright", the farmer says. "Let's settle this with a simple game we use around here to resolve an argument. The winner will keep the goose. The rules are simple. I'll kick you in the nuts and see how much time it takes you to recover. Then you'll do the same to me. Whoever recovers faster is the winner."
The hunter, provoked and angry, agrees immediately.
The two get ready, the farmer kicks first. He takes a full swing and hits the farmer right between the legs. The hunter nearly blacks out; a moment passes before he screams in agonising pain, holding his crotch. His knees give in and he falls face first onto the ground. Time passes and the hunter does his best to endure the pain and get back up.
Eventually, still in pain, the hunter gets back onto his feet. With teary eyes and a sore throat he says: "Now it's my turn!"
The farmer, looks at him smiling, shakes his head and goes: "Nah, man. It's fine, you can have it. Here's the goose, I didn't want it anyway", and walks off, laughing out loud.
By: Rita Campbell