A patient complained to his doctor that he had frequent headaches for unknown reasons. This situation had been going on for months and there is no sign of reduction. After general examining without finding anything unusual, the doctor asked:
- Do you drink alcohol?
The patient responded:
- No, sir. I never drink, even just a drop.
The doctor continued:
- Do you smoke then?
The patient answered honestly:
- No sir, absolutely not.
The doctor asked again, curiously:
- What about women?
The patient shrugged:
- Oh, no! I did not think even about these stuff.
The doctor sighed:
- Then you are truly a Saint! Maybe the golden halo on your head is a bit too tight...
By: Frank Richardson