Morris was the owner of a jewelry store. One day, he called the police to report a blatant robbery.
- You will not believe it, officer - said Morris - A large truck was parked in front of my store. The door opened and an elephant came out. He smashed the glass, popped his trunk it, took all my jewelry away and went back to the trunk. The door closed and the trunk drove away.
The police officer asked:
- Could you tell me whether that was an Indian elephant or an African elephant?
- How could I identify?
- African elephants have very large ears and Indian elephants have smaller ears.
- Oh my god, I could not see his ears! - Morris grimaced. - He covered his head.
By: Frank Richardson