George was 60 years old. Day by day, he was getting very weak. The month before, his wife had told him to see a doctor, but the old man resolutely refused. But that week, the man was so tired that he had to go to the hospital.
Dr. Brown said:
- You drink too much wine, sir. Just stay away from whiskey. Drink milk instead.
- No no, doctor. I can’t, milk is very dangerous.
The doctor laughed:
- Dangerous? Why is milk dangerous? It’s probably one of the healthiest drinks in this world.
- You don’t know? Last year milk killed my best friend.
- How could it even possible?
- The cow fell on him.
By: Lily Haney