A beautiful blonde girl went to the countryside to visit her relatives. On the side of the road, she saw a very strange animal. The girl curiously asked a farmer standing nearby:
- Hello, sir. I’m new here. Could you please explain to me why this cow does not have horns?
The farmer stopped working, looked up at her for a moment and slowly explained:
- Madam, there are animals with extraordinary strength using their horns to cause disaster. So we have to deal with them by using saws to cut them off. Then add few drops of acid so the horns will never grow again. In the case of this cow, it has no horns, because it is... a horse!
By: Kimmy Brown