A man takes a seat on his bus to work. Not soon after, another man approaches him and says:
"Sir, you have to move; that's my seat."
The man, confused, replies: "You can't own a seat, this is a public service."
The other man replies: "Sir, I sit here every day. You have to get out of that seat."
The seated man tells the other man: "I'm sorry, but I'm not going to leave this seat."
The other man, growing visibly frustrated, replies: "If you don't get out of that seat, I'm going to call the police."
"Fine," the man says "I'm sure they will side with me."
Soon enough, the police arrive at the bus station and to the man's surprise, they tell the man that he has to leave the seat.
"Fine then," the man replies "I didn't want to drive the bus anyway."
By: Peter Hoffman