Bad news and really bad news
A doctor calls a patient of his. "You need to come in and see me straight away". So the man immediately leaves what he was doing and drives to the medical centre. He walks in and the doctor sits him and down.
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news, and some really bad news".
"Ok Doc. What's the bad news?"
"Well there's no real easy way to say this. You've got 24 hours left to live"
"What? If that's the bad news... What's the really bad news?"
"Well I should have told you that yesterday "
By: Alex Murphy