Your horse called last night
A woman came to the back of her husband and slapped him on the back of the head while he was having a breakfast. "I found a piece of paper in your pant pocket and the name Scalett was written on it," she said angrily. "You'd better have an explanation if you don’t want to be kicked out of the house tonight."
"Calm down, calm down, honey!" the man replied. "Do you remember last week when I was at the races? That was the name of the horse I bet."
At the next morning, the woman slapped into his head again. "What was that for?" he whimpered.
"Your horse called last night," she squalled.
By: Scarlet Johnson