What do you want?
There was a rich couple living together in a big villa. Celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary, the husband tenderly asked his wife:
- Honey, do you like a fur coat?
The wife answered nonchalantly:
- I don’t.
The husband continued:
- Okay. So how about I buy you a brand new Mercedes, sweetie?
The wife didn’t even bother to shake her head:
- Don’t. Not interested.
The husband asked again:
- Or we spend a holiday on the mountain together?
- Nope. Thanks.
This time, the husband gave up:
- Ok, let’s do it straight. What do you want then?
- I want to divorce.
- God! I did not expect to pay that much!
By: Lily Haney