The taste of fish
A husband buy a fish to go home and tells his wife to cook, then runs to the movie cinema. The wife also wants to go with him. The husband says "The two go to watch movie, which is very wasteful. You just cook fish and wait for me to finish watching. When eating, I will tell you the content of the movie.”
When the husband comes back home, doesn’t see the fish, he asks his wife: "My darling! Where are fish?"
The wife pulls the chair, sits down and calmly says: "Honey! I eat all fish, anyway, come here and sit down to listen to the taste of fish that I tell.”
By: Oralie Smith