A beggar approaches a wealthy gentleman on the street: "Hey guy, can you give me two dollars?" The gentleman responds, "What are going to spend it on? May be alcohol?"
"No, sir, I don’t drink," the beggar replies.
"What about throwing it away in gambling?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don’t gamble," answers the beggar.
"About a golf course?" asks the man.
"Never, I swear," the beggar asserts.
The man invites the beggar to come home with him for a meal. The beggar agrees eagerly and asks: "Isn’t your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn’t drink, gamble or play golf."
By: Oralie Smith