The beggar...

A guy who doesn’t drink, gamble or play golf is like a beggar.

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A beggar approaches a wealthy gentleman on the street: "Hey guy, can you give me two dollars?" The gentleman responds, "What are going to spend it on?  May be alcohol?"

"No, sir, I don’t drink," the beggar replies.

"What about throwing it away in gambling?" asks the gentleman.

"No way, I don’t gamble," answers the beggar.

"About a golf course?" asks the man.

"Never, I swear," the beggar asserts.

The man invites the beggar to come home with him for a meal. The beggar agrees eagerly and asks: "Isn’t your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"

"Probably," says the man, "but I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn’t drink, gamble or play golf."

By: Oralie Smith

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