It was midnight when the manager of a circus got a call.
"Sir, do you need a talking horse?"
Being disturbed while sleeping, the man was really pissed off:
“Nonsense.” The manager answered angrily and hung up.
Five minutes later, the phone rang again. And it's was the same voice in the other end of the line:
"Sir, it's me again. Do you need a talking horse?"
“You’re insane. Leave me alone!” The manager screamed and hung up.
10 minutes later, there went another phone call, but this time it was a little bit different:
“Sir, do you know how hard it is trying to dial with hoof?”
By: Cole Guthrie