So my wife left for her father's home
- Broken it gradually
- Bad news and really bad news
- Four-legged chicken
- New gadget
My wife left for her father's home for vacation yesterday, when I was at my office. When I reached home, I found this note stick on the television:
I am going to my mom's place for 6-7 days with kids and these are the instructions and warnings for you:
1 - No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa...
2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time... Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom?
3 - Keep your specs in the box. Last time around it was found in the refrigerator.
4 - Salary already paid to maid. No need to be extra generous.
5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs. And our laundry person and milkman are also different.
6 - Your underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kids'. Like last time, don't say "I was uncomfortable at work"...
7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright. No need to go to that young lady doctor again and again.
8 - My sister and Laura's birthdays have gone last month which you have already attended. No need to go to them at midnight and wish belated happy birthday.
9 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days. So sleep early.
10 - Stop smiling and being happy... as Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Williams, Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Taylor, Mrs.Thomas, Mrs. Lee, Mrs. Scott... They all will be out of station in this period....
11 - Do not knock on the doors of that blonde next door, on pretext of asking sugar milk coffee powder or so one. I stocked all these in kitchen cabinet.
And last but not the least.
12 - Don't try to be over-smart. I may be back any moment without informing you.
By: Emily Gonzalez