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A man, a beautiful woman, an old woman and a boy are on a train. As the four sit in the train booth together the train goes through a tunnel and the booth goes dark for a few seconds...
When the train came out of the tunnel the man had been slapped in the face! Everyone was stunned as they sat there wondering what had happened.
The man thinks to himself:
"I bet that boy tried to fondle that beautiful woman and she slapped me instead."
The old woman thought:
"That pervert tried to touch her and he got slapped. Good for her!"
The beautiful woman wondered:
"I bet he was trying to touch me but he touched the old woman and she slapped him."
When boy is thinking:
"I can't wait for another dark tunnel so I can SLAP that bloody man again!"
By: Peter Hoffman