Because of a tree
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.
The old farmer after seeing what happened appeared to be very angry and decided to go over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie."
By: Christina Baker