- Broken it gradually
- Bad news and really bad news
- Four-legged chicken
- New gadget
A blonde and a brunette are watching 10 o'clock news. A man is standing on the roof of his apartment building, threatening to jump.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says: "I'll bet you $50 he jumps!"
The blonde agrees, and the two continue watching until finally, the man jumps but is saved by the police.
The blonde pulls out her wallet and goes to hand the brunette the money, but the brunette refuses. "I have to be honest, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news so I knew he was going to jump."
The blonde replies: "I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd jump again!"
By: Lily Johnson