- Broken it gradually
- Bad news and really bad news
- Four-legged chicken
- New gadget
Pedro is sitting in a sauna with two other men when suddenly, a jingle goes off.
One of the guys make a telephone symbol with his hand, brings his hand up to his ear, then begins a conversation directly into it.
When he's finished, Pedro says, "whoa man, what was that?!"
"Ah, that's the newest technology," replied the man. "I make and receive calls with only my hand!"
Another jingle goes off and the second guy proceeds to do the same thing - answer a call on his hand.
Pedro is amazed! He's never seen anything like it! But he's also embarrassed for not having the same new gadget. Fortunately, Pedro gets an idea...
Pedro excuses himself to the bathroom, puts a long sheet of toilet paper between his butt, then goes back to the sauna.
The other two men look at him strangely, then at each other, then back at Pedro until one of them says, "Bro, you left some toilet paper coming out of your butt."
Pedro casually looks at his behind, then exclaims, "Oh! I'm just receiving a fax!"
By: Peter Hoffman