A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at one of the most expensive restaurants in the city and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy and best-class Turkey, then he summoned the headwaiter.
"Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn’t pay for it, you had me thrown into the gutter like a common bum?"
"I’m very sorry sir. I did not mean to do so." began the contrite headwaiter.
"Oh, it’s quite all right. " said the guest, "but I’m afraid I’ll have to trouble you again..."
By: Christina Baker