How to buy a present?

A man walked into a department store and told an assistant he would like to buy a present for his wife.

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It was the International Women’s Day. A man walked into a department store and told an assistant he would like to buy a present for his wife. "Certainly, sir," replied the assistant. 

"Perhaps a dress or a blouse?" 

"Anything," said the man. 

"And in what colour?" 

"It doesn’t matter." 

"Size?" 

"Immaterial." 

Seeing the assistant s confusion, the man explained that whenever he bought his wife something she would always take it back to the shop and exchange it. 

"Why don’t you get a gift voucher instead?" the assistant asked him. 

"Oh no," said the man. "That would be too impersonal." 

By: Christina Baker

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