- Broken it gradually
- Bad news and really bad news
- Four-legged chicken
- New gadget
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a miniature parrot in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that parrot?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the parrot again in the front seat of the car, with both of them wearing sunglasses and dressing up.
The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that parrot to the zoo!"
The man politely replied, "I did. We had such a good time, and we are going to the beach this weekend!"
By: Christina Baker