Fortune teller machine
A cowboy first came to New York and saw a fortune teller machine, which looked like a public payphone. He went to the cabin and put on a coin, the receive a piece of paper, on which it wrote:
Your name is John Bill, 5’7” and 158 lbs. You are 23 years old and you are heading to the train station. Today, you will have a huge bad luck.
The guy was still amazed when another man walked in, and he insisted that the fortune teller machine was unbelievable. These two decided to exchange clothes with each other to fool the machine. John Bill, again, put a coin and stood in the cabin. He got his result almost immediately:
- You are still John Bill, 5’7” and 158 lbs. = 23 years old
- You have missed the train.
- You have lost your clothes, your wallet and your rifle.
- You now have scabies from that guy.
By: Kimmy Brown