Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in the sweltering desert. They traveled for quite a long time and all were thirsty and hungry to death. They decided to stop there for a while.
They walked around and tried to look desperately for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared.
The englishman caught the camel and spluttered "I support Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver."
The scotsman immediately shouted, "Well I support Hearts so I'll eat the heart."
And then the rather mentally challenged irishman said, "I support Arsenal, but I don't feel hungry any more."
By: Christina Baker