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- New gadget
A woman cheating on her husband gets a call from him that he's almost home.
"Shit," she yells to her lover, "You won't be able to get out in time. But I have an idea: take some of the flower in the kitchen and stand in the bedroom like a marble statue. Maybe he won't notice."
Husband comes home, walks to the bedroom and sees a beautiful marble statue of a naked man, so he asks his wife what it's for.
"Well, honey," says the wife, "I saw one just like it over at the Johnson's last Saturday, and thought I'd buy one."
The husband seems to accept this.
Later that night, the husband wakes up and leaves the bedroom. He comes back 10 minutes later with a sandwich and a glass of orange juice. He taps the "statue" on the shoulder and says:
"Here, man, have something. I was at the Johnson's like this all last weekend and didn't even get to have a drink!"
By: Alex Murphy