A pretty village girl ran the police station, crying:
- Today I went out to buy some goats. I was taking it to back to my family’s farm when a truck stopped. Then there was man asking me to get on the truck...
- And you agreed?
- Yes, sir. I was walking all day long, and my shoes hurt like hell…
- They zigzagged into the forest?
- That's right, sir.
- Then they suddenly stopped in the middle of nowhere?
- Oh. That's it, sir.
- They dragged you out of the truck, right?
- Absolutely accurate, sir!
- So what’s next?
- Then they run away, carrying my goats...
By: Vivian Cooper