A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a purple string tied to its left leg and a brown string tied to its right leg. He asks the shop keeper the significance of the strings.
"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the purple string he speaks in French and if you pull the brown string he speaks in German," replies the owner.
"Really! And what happens if I pull both the strings?" the curious shopper asks. "I fall off my perch you stupid fool!!" screeches the parrot.
By: Christina Baker