- Broken it gradually
- Bad news and really bad news
- Four-legged chicken
- New gadget
A husband is in dying moments, calling his wife to the side:
-Honey! I can’t live anymore. Please tell me the truth, during the time we live together, how many times you betray me?
The wife doesn’t say anything, just sobs.
He asked her wife:
- Well, you do not want to say. Please explain to me why there are 3 eggs and $ 300 in your cupboard?
The wife whimpers:
- Every time I betray you, I put an egg in the cupboard.
- Well, only three times? What about $ 300?
This time, his wife cries very loudly and explains:
- Each time there are too many eggs, I bring them to the market to sale and ... I save $ 300.
Upon hearing that, the husband gives the last breath.
By: Scarlet Johnson