Beer, gambling and women
A rich man met a beggar wandering, filthy, ragged and looking extremely scary.
- For God's mercy, please give me some money to buy food. I have been starving for so many days!
The rich man opened his wallet, pulled out $ 10 bill and asked:
- Will you use this money to buy beer instead of food?
- No sir! I was hungry, not thirsty!
- So will you use it to gamble?
- Where are you thinking? I do not need anything other than something to eat.
- Maybe you will use it on some girl?
- My God, you are so imaginative. Now I could only think of one thing, that is I am about to starve to death.
The man put $ 10 back into his wallet and said:
- Get on the car. Let’s go to my house and have dinner. My wife is waiting!
- No, sir! I am filthy, and I smell horrible.
- No, my friend, I just want my wife to know what a man will become when there’s no beer, gambling and... women in his life!
By: Kimmy Brown