A Pepsi can
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband who is sitting silently for a while and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out...whose Pepsi is it...the machine's or mine?"
By: Christina Baker