A Pepsi can

If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out...whose Pepsi is it...the machine's or mine?

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A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. 

The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody." 

The judge turns to the husband who is sitting silently for a while and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?" 

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out...whose Pepsi is it...the machine's or mine?" 

By: Christina Baker

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